i was signing on to post an apology to for not doing my dream assignment on time, when i realized
NEITHER HAD YOU TWO.

almost a week late

hi im sara.









kthxbye.

so, we're in GD

and i had a question, and raised my hand, but i forgot what i was going to ask.
and this is WHY.



(3 minutes later)

"art isn't just going to pop up on the drillfield."

manpower: 11 people
time: 1.25 hours
body count: 254 bodies


blaxxxburg, meet vcd.
i expect you'll get to know us well in the next two years.

im gonna introduce us all at once.

[the scene: 835 in the am, erin and jessica are in art history class in blacksburg, sara is in richmond enjoying her spring break]
sara: ok so i suck
sara: and didnt post yet
sara: becauseeeee i was in dc all weekend enjoying the pandas
sara: but its coming soon i promise
erin: i hope they enjoyed you
jessica: yeah this morning i walked along the drillfield at 7:45am and people were all looking down, but there wasnt much of a verbal response but thats cause it was fucking early
sara: i feel bad cause i was like stoked on this one week deadline thing
jessica: yeah i didnt post either oops i was in the middle of conducting a covert operation
erin: i hope it makes someone who's really depressed smile.
erin: for serious.
jessica: me too
sara: oh i thought your covert operation was yours
erin: hey f' you i posted
jessica: i mean
jessica: good idea
sara: ok so erin wins
erin: i beautiful masterpiece
sara: so you get to pick the next assignment
sara: sound fair?
erin: that sound s like punishment
jessica: i think so
jessica: hahahaha
sara: punishment?
sara: ok youd ont have to
erin: her lips look like mealworms!???
sara: i thought it was like fun to pick the assignment
jessica: i know right
jessica: we're looking at japanese prints
jessica: with excessive amounts of pubic hair
[...]
sara: i just really really need to layzar
jessica: i dont think we're having a critique or anything but yeah
sara: i might only come for the day
jessica: good luck some architecture dude has been hogging it all
sara: damnit
sara: ill write bickley an email i guess
erin: he left at 10 last night
8:45 AM
sara: for hwat
sara: what bickley did?
sara: wait
sara: man i suck
erin: .
jessica: .
challeelee: .
erin: ;
sara: who left at 10
jessica: (p.s. sara, erin and i are sitting here laughing in survey)
erin: profusely sweating now
erin: with chills
[...]
sara: OK ERIN
sara: pick a damn assignment
sara: 1
sara: 2
sara: 3
erin: fuck that
sara: go
jessica: GO!
sara: no its fun
jessica: do it whore
sara: its not stress
jessica: it can be anything
sara: you can pick anything in the world
erin: a dream
sara: it can be as open or specific
sara: ok
erin: a dream you had
[...]
sara: and we figured if we got arrested
sara: we had no bail money
jessica: good call
sara: but i got that sweet purse
jessica: yeah tahts ballin
sara: did you see my haircut?
jessica: no!
[...]
sara: ahhahahaah
erin: uh uh uh uh uh
erin: ug uh uh
erin: uh
erin: uhuhuhuhuhuhuuhhuuh
jessica: ugh ugh ugh
erin: im about to knife myself
jessica: wtf
erin: everything is making me laugh really unecessarlily hard
erin: like,
jessica: :-*
erin: richard just shook his pen angrily to make it work
sara: HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
erin: and im crying
sara: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
jessica: erins ccrying
erin: im fucking crying
sara: oh word
jessica: i just verified that
sara: hold on
sara: i had a dream
jessica: she just gulped
sara: that robin clarke came into this store i was working in
jessica: her computer is shaking
jessica: it might fall
sara: and started smoking crystal meth
erin: i have ahorrible cramp
jessica: HAH
erin: and my headn is wet
sara: can i do that for my assigment?
erin: hand
jessica: are you going to draw that
jessica: yues!
sara: its weird cause
sara: i havent talked to her since like 1st semester freshman year
[...]
jessica: the cheese stands alone
erin: was that a song
sara: im trying to spot heal tool the backwards getty images watermark out
sara: HAHAHAHAAH
jessica: hi ho the dairy-o
erin: oh haha i tried to play it in my head, but all i could come up with was 'the cheese stands alone' so i just kept repeating it to the tune
jessica: HAH!
erin: no you know an easier way
erin: select color range
erin: click the water mark
erin: then make it darker in brightness contrast
sara: too late
sara: hahahaah
jessica: http://www.worldkids.net/entertainment/music/lyrics/kidsongs/farmer.htm
erin: jesus christ.



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operation fuck you up

compliments of jessica's camera, i had to put this here. it's art.

bitches dont obey deadlines

(<3)

fuck art, let's dance.

saturday night in blaxburg